Time is running out!

You may have a lot to get done before Christmas, but it is still not too late to put off things you ought to be doing right now and screw around some more.
Read a few blogs.
Check out a message board.
Turn all your family members or co-workers into a chorus line of elves.
Cruise over to YouTube and watch people training their cats to do inane things.
Check your email to see if anyone has sent you any stupid jokes.
Make a virtual version of yourself and try clothes on it at a website with really high prices that you know you can’t afford.
Read other people’s To Do lists and get nothing done from your own.
Bring up your Christmas card labels and take off all the people who didn’t send you a card last year.
Play the ever mind-expanding “Diner Dash” on Gamehouse.com.
Make an M&M of yourself.
Look for your house on Google Earth.
Forward a stupid joke to everyone in your address book.
Repeat.
Again.
While you are in your email program, why not forward the email about jumping toilet seat spiders without checking Snopes for veracity?
Look on Ebay for something you don’t even want and add 8 auctions to your watch list.
Put everybody back on your Christmas list because Christmas should be about giving.
Take the Taylors back off – they might even be dead for all you know, because you haven’t heard from them since 1993.
Peruse job listings for which you have zero qualifications on Monster.
Edit 10 photos of the same snowy hill, taken on 10 different snowy days.
Check your email again.
Spend 40 minutes looking for the lyrics to a song you can’t quite remember enough of to find the lyrics.
Upload a photo of yourself and try on different hairstyles, none of which you have any intention of ever trying on your own head.
Get to bed – it’s late and you have a lot of fooling around to do tomorrow!