{"id":80,"date":"2007-12-17T07:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-17T12:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2007-12-17T07:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-17T12:56:00","slug":"my-christmas-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"My Christmas List"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know you have all been waiting for this, so that you can decide what to get me for Christmas. Wait no longer; here is my list of things I really really<\/span> need. These aren’t just senseless, idle “things that would be nice to have”. I really really<\/span> need every single one of them, and to make your shopping even easier, I am including pictures, so you won’t have to make any tough decisions. I am thoughtful like that.<\/p>\n

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It is a Nikon D80 10.2 megapixel with a lot of cool stuff that I just know will make me a better person and probably contribute to world peace. You want world peace, don’t you? It is is even on sale <\/strong><\/span>for a mere little-over-$1000, so you would also be helping our country’s economy. You want our country to have a good economy don’t you?<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a> This is a Toshiba Tecra M9. It is very cool and will increase my productivity to untold levels, because I would no longer be tied to my desk. I could work from anywhere in the house. It is not on sale and in fact in the configuration I prefer will set you back quite a lot. And it takes 8 days to build and ship so you better hurry because I know how you hate to be late with presents. I hate to see you be late with presents too.<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a> This is a 30″ Wolf Gas Range. Think of all the fabulous meals I could cook with this baby. See those shiny red knobs? Nice huh? They are apparently so expensive that the company is embarassed to put the price on their website, but I am sure that I am worth whatever it is that they are asking.<\/p>\n

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And because I am a thoughtful person and you are probably running out of wrapping paper by now, here is something small and compact. A 4 carat diamond tennis bracelet. Wooooooooooo – shiny! They even have free overnight shipping in case you forget until the last minute.<\/p>\n

So there you are – you can all stop hounding me with emails and phone calls. See you Christmas morning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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