{"id":60,"date":"2007-12-01T23:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-02T04:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2007-12-01T23:26:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-02T04:26:00","slug":"you-know-you-want-some","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"You know you want some."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a little and the next thing you know, you will be knocking over convenience stores so you can afford more.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:lucida grande;\"><span style=\"font-family:lucida grande;\"><span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">Christmas<\/span> <span style=\"color:#009900;\">Crack<\/span> <span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">Candy<\/span><\/span><br \/><\/span><br \/>1 inner package club crackers &#8211; may need a few more<br \/>1 cup butter<br \/>1 cup dark brown sugar<br \/>2 cups milk chocolate chips<br \/>3\/4 cup toasted chopped nuts &#8211; pecans or almonds<\/p>\n<p>Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Grease cookie sheet and arrange crackers in single layer. Combine sugar and butter in a saucepan. Bring to a full boil for 3 minutes. Immediately pour over crackers and spread to cover completely. Bake at 400 degrees for 5-6 minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle chocolate chips over the top. Let sit for 5 minutes. Spread melted chocolate and sprinkle nuts on top. Cool and break into pieces and store in an airtight container.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, these are not low fat or low carb and they have zero redemptive nutritional value.  They are evil and I&#8217;m sorry to even be telling you about them.  Why should my family be the only vicitms of this menace?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a little and the next thing you know, you will be knocking over convenience stores so you can afford more. Christmas Crack Candy1 inner package club crackers &#8211; may need a few more1 cup butter1 cup dark brown sugar2 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=60\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}