{"id":561,"date":"2009-01-28T06:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-28T11:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=561"},"modified":"2012-05-24T16:27:13","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T20:27:13","slug":"if-you-look-up-irony-in-the-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=561","title":{"rendered":"If you look up irony in the dictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the picture that you will find.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-746\" title=\"irony\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/irony.jpg\" alt=\"irony\" width=\"500\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/irony.jpg 500w, https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/irony-300x237.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>It seems to me an overextension of imagination to use a dog to advertise toilet paper and other related products. I don&#8217;t know about your dog, but Riley <strong><em>doesn&#8217;t<\/em><\/strong> use pre-moistened towelettes when he has butt-related issues with which to deal. Not even close.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the picture that you will find.It seems to me an overextension of imagination to use a dog to advertise toilet paper and other related products. I don&#8217;t know about your dog, but Riley doesn&#8217;t use pre-moistened towelettes when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=561\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[314],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":748,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions\/748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}