{"id":555,"date":"2009-01-21T08:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T13:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=555"},"modified":"2009-02-28T15:55:29","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T20:55:29","slug":"squirrely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"Squirrely"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ma&#8217;am? Ma&#8217;am? As you can see, it is quite chilly and snowy out here. Would you mind terribly if I just came in for a bite and to perhaps warm myself for just a bit? Ma&#8217;am?&#8221;*<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-779\" title=\"redsquirrel1\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/redsquirrel1.jpg\" alt=\"redsquirrel1\" width=\"500\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/redsquirrel1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/redsquirrel1-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Fine &#8211; whatever! I will just be out here gnawing all the bark off of your cherry tree then.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-780\" title=\"redsquirrel2\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/redsquirrel2.jpg\" alt=\"redsquirrel2\" width=\"500\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/redsquirrel2.jpg 500w, https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/redsquirrel2-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>*<em>spoken in a schmaltzy British accent &#8211; I have no idea why.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ma&#8217;am? Ma&#8217;am? As you can see, it is quite chilly and snowy out here. Would you mind terribly if I just came in for a bite and to perhaps warm myself for just a bit? Ma&#8217;am?&#8221;*&#8220;Fine &#8211; whatever! I will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=555\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":782,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions\/782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}