{"id":406,"date":"2008-09-22T07:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T12:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=406"},"modified":"2008-09-22T07:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T12:04:00","slug":"interview-with-a-camera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=406","title":{"rendered":"Interview with a Camera"},"content":{"rendered":"

Intrepid Interviewer: Hello?
Coolpix: What do you want?<\/span>
II: – Wow – you sound kind of grouchy.
Coolpix: I have a right to be grouchy.<\/span>\"\"<\/a>II: Really? Why is that?
Coolpix: I am under a lot of pressure lately.
<\/span>II: Because … ?
Coolpix: You<\/em> know why. It’s your<\/em> fault.<\/span>
II: My fault? What did I do?\"\"<\/a>Coolpix: Ever since you had to send the big camera to the shop, you have done nothing but give me a hard time.<\/span>
II: I don’t think that is true.
Coolpix: Oh Yeah? I have spent the last 8 months on your desk or, if I am lucky, in your purse, while you drag him<\/strong><\/em> all over creation, fondling his buttons and murmuring endearments into his lenses.
<\/span>II: Well, you know how I love to take photos. I still love you, but he is just…
Coolpix: What??? Better??? Is that what you are trying to say?<\/span> \"\"<\/a>II: He is a very different kind of camera. You are very good at what you do, but there are some things that he can do better.
Coolpix: Huh! Like everything you mean. C’mon, admit it! You love him more than me.<\/span>
II: It’s not like that. I love you both – just in different ways.
Coolpix: I think I read lines like this in a bad novel once.<\/span>
II: Don’t be bitter.
Coolpix: Bitter?<\/span> You don’t want me to be bitter? You have barely given me the time of day for 8 months and then when HE decides to stop working, you drag me out and get all bent out of shape because I am not performing up to your high standards. And the language – when my pictures don’t come out just the way you think they should – it is just insulting!<\/span>
II: I’m sorry. I guess I didn’t think.
Coolpix: That’s right – you didn’t<\/strong> think!<\/span>
II: You have done pretty well actually – I guess I should tell you that more often.
Coolpix: Whatever. When is he coming back anyway?
II: I am not sure – they had to order a part.<\/span>
Coolpix: What??? A part???\"\"<\/a>II: I’m afraid so. I guess we will just have to try and get along a little while longer.
Coolpix: Shut me off would you? I need a nap.<\/span>\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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