{"id":356,"date":"2008-08-11T07:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-11T12:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=356"},"modified":"2009-09-29T08:48:38","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T12:48:38","slug":"riley-is-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"Riley is weird"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week I was telling you about the buckets of vegetables that have begun their yearly migration to my kitchen floor. I did not tell you the whole story however. See? Nice peaceful vegetables…\"buckets\"But wait – who is this?\"who\"Me: What do you want?\"riley_look\"Riley: You know.<\/span>
\nMe: Could it be …<\/p>\n

… a bean?\"bean\"Riley: Come to papa!<\/span>
\nMe: Why is this picture so blurry?
\nRiley: It’s my lightening fast reflexes – no photographer could capture it.<\/span>
\nMe: Oh good – I thought I just sucked at indoor photography.
\nRiley: Nope – I am a very<\/em> fast dog you know.\"fast\"<\/span>Me: You know, I don’t think most dogs like raw green beans.
\nRiley: You are kidding, right?\"please\"<\/span>Me: No – I am pretty sure they don’t.
\nRiley: Well, they don’t know what they are missing then. I will just be right here, in case you drop any and need them cleaned up.<\/span>
\nMe: Thanks – I really appreciate your concern that I have a clean kitchen floor.
\nRiley: Anything I can do, you know I am here for you. And tell the bloggy internets I said to have a good day!
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