{"id":335,"date":"2008-07-28T07:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T12:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=335"},"modified":"2008-07-28T07:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-28T12:26:00","slug":"oh-good-grief-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=335","title":{"rendered":"Oh Good Grief!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI22tEAznrI\/AAAAAAAACHw\/yoFfEy-I3S4\/s1600-h\/front_porch.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI22tEAznrI\/AAAAAAAACHw\/yoFfEy-I3S4\/front_porch.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228035627734507186\" \/><\/a>So, I am sitting on the porch last night, enjoying a nice glass of Pico shiraz and watching the shadows stretch out down the yard, when I realize someone is staring at me.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sdWgnn1I\/AAAAAAAACHo\/dLvV00pMvx0\/s1600-h\/riley_look.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sdWgnn1I\/AAAAAAAACHo\/dLvV00pMvx0\/riley_look.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228024362705592146\" \/><\/a>Me:  Can I help you with something?<br \/>Riley: I was looking on your blog while you guys were out earlier&#8230;<br \/>Me:  Oh, I can&#8217;t wait to hear this!  <a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sJsdPAQI\/AAAAAAAACHg\/IY8dhikadS8\/s1600-h\/riley105.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sJsdPAQI\/AAAAAAAACHg\/IY8dhikadS8\/riley105.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228024024999592194\" \/><\/a>Riley:  Well you still owe me for that post about a <a href=\"http:\/\/dlynz.blogspot.com\/2008\/06\/six-suggestions-for-happy-life.html\">Happy Life<\/a> that didn&#8217;t mention me.<br \/>Me: I will get to it &#8211; it wasn&#8217;t <em>that<\/em> long ago.<br \/>Riley:  It was 7 months ago!<br \/>Me: No way &#8211; that was just a week or two ago.<br \/>Riley: It was June 26th.  That was 7 months ago.<br \/>Me:  That was one month ago!<br \/>Riley:  7 DOG months!<br \/>Me:  For crying out loud&#8230;<br \/>Riley: A loooooong time, no matter how you count it.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sJBqGD1I\/AAAAAAAACHI\/554Wy1Eiojw\/s1600-h\/riley102.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sJBqGD1I\/AAAAAAAACHI\/554Wy1Eiojw\/riley102.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228024013510807378\" \/><\/a>Me:  Hmmmmm.  Sorry &#8211; you know how time just flies right by.  I will get to it.<br \/>Riley: Whatever.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sJdWjt5I\/AAAAAAAACHY\/p0ByjdivK9s\/s1600-h\/riley104.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sJdWjt5I\/AAAAAAAACHY\/p0ByjdivK9s\/riley104.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228024020945057682\" \/><\/a>Me:  Maybe there is a way I could make it up to you?  You can usually think of something&#8230;<br \/>Riley:  Now that you mention it, those Triscuits you&#8217;re eating look pretty good.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sJScZ-4I\/AAAAAAAACHQ\/unzx-nRW8T4\/s1600-h\/riley103.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sJScZ-4I\/AAAAAAAACHQ\/unzx-nRW8T4\/riley103.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228024018016795522\" \/><\/a>Me: That is all it will take to appease you?  A Triscuit?<br \/>Riley:  Two Triscuits.  And don&#8217;t leave the hummus off mine this time!<a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sI2twAMI\/AAAAAAAACHA\/jhvsTgaPk78\/s1600-h\/riley101.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SI2sI2twAMI\/AAAAAAAACHA\/jhvsTgaPk78\/riley101.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228024010573349058\" \/><\/a>Me: That is what this is all about?  No hummus on your triscuits?<br \/>Riley:  I really <em>really<\/em> like hummus.<br \/>Me:  Hey, if it will get you off my back, two Triscuits with hummus coming right up!<br \/>Riley:  I still want to be on your blog though.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SIhz0BlyhrI\/AAAAAAAACFQ\/rrlQodEBiW4\/s1600-h\/riley100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SIhz0BlyhrI\/AAAAAAAACFQ\/rrlQodEBiW4\/riley100.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226554705180788402\" \/><\/a>Me:  I have no doubt you will show up there very soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I am sitting on the porch last night, enjoying a nice glass of Pico shiraz and watching the shadows stretch out down the yard, when I realize someone is staring at me.Me: Can I help you with something?Riley: I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=335\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}