{"id":3258,"date":"2009-10-15T10:26:30","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T14:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=3258"},"modified":"2009-10-15T10:26:30","modified_gmt":"2009-10-15T14:26:30","slug":"not-ready-for-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=3258","title":{"rendered":"Not ready for this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was out on the porch this morning, getting things cleaned up and put away, when I realized someone was staring at me.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Can I help you?<br \/>\nFinch: <span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>Do you have a computer in that house?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>Me: Yes &#8211; why do you ask?<br \/>\nFinch: <span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>Did you look at the weather this morning?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>Me: Yep.<br \/>\nFinch: <span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>Did it really say it may snow later today?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>Me: I&#8217;m afraid so, yes.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3260\" title=\"finch2\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/finch21.jpg\" alt=\"finch2\" width=\"600\" height=\"457\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/finch21.jpg 600w, https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/finch21-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Finch: <span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>I am <em>so<\/em> not ready for this.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>Me: I don&#8217;t think any of us is ready for it, but that never keeps it from coming.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3259\" title=\"finch3\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/finch31.jpg\" alt=\"finch3\" width=\"600\" height=\"457\" \/>Finch: <span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>You won&#8217;t let the birdfeeders run out will you?<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nMe: Never!<br \/>\nFinch: <span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>Great &#8211; I&#8217;ll see you out back then.<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;ll be the one with the camera.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3261\" title=\"finch1\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/finch11.jpg\" alt=\"finch1\" width=\"600\" height=\"457\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/finch11.jpg 600w, https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/finch11-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just another ordinary morning encounter here at casa dlyn&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was out on the porch this morning, getting things cleaned up and put away, when I realized someone was staring at me. Me: Can I help you? Finch: Do you have a computer in that house? Me: Yes &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=3258\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21,5,46],"tags":[64,97],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3258"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3267,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3258\/revisions\/3267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}