{"id":3074,"date":"2009-09-23T08:51:37","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T12:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=3074"},"modified":"2009-09-23T09:00:35","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T13:00:35","slug":"what-if-shakespeare-had-been-a-blogger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=3074","title":{"rendered":"What if Shakespeare had been a blogger?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_3075\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3075\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3075\" title=\"shakespeare\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/shakespeare.jpg\" alt=\"I didn't take this picture\" width=\"200\" height=\"250\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-3075\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I didn&#39;t take this picture<\/p><\/div>\n<p>To blog, or not to blog?<br \/>\nThat is the question<br \/>\nWhether &#8217;tis better in the mind to suffer<br \/>\nthe slings and arrows of the poorly exposed photos<br \/>\nOr to take arms against the photos<br \/>\nBy fiddling with them in Photoshop?<br \/>\nAnd by fiddling, fool oneself<br \/>\nthat thou hadst planned a blog for today?<br \/>\nWhen it is true that all you want to do is sleep<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause thou hast cometh down<br \/>\nwith the second cold in three weeks<br \/>\nand your head acheth, and your nose runneth<br \/>\nverily, it runneth like a river.<br \/>\nThe body aches and the thousand sneezes<br \/>\nthat my flesh is heir to, tis a consummation<br \/>\nDevoutly to be wish&#8217;d. To die, to sleep;<br \/>\nTo sleep; [instead of going to work]; perchance to dream,<br \/>\nay there&#8217;s the Vick&#8217;s Vaporub<br \/>\nFor in that sleep of death<br \/>\n[death?? why are we talking about death?<br \/>\nit&#8217;s just cold, right? not, like, swine flu or anything?]<br \/>\nWhen we have shuffled off for more Tylenol<br \/>\nAnd must taketh up the laptop and get to work<br \/>\nMainly because we want to buy a macro lens<br \/>\nand maybe some groceries<br \/>\nThus conscience does make cowards of us all;<br \/>\nand we fling off a post like this<br \/>\nHoping for something better on the &#8216;morrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To blog, or not to blog? That is the question Whether &#8217;tis better in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of the poorly exposed photos Or to take arms against the photos By fiddling with them in Photoshop? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=3074\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3074"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3078,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions\/3078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}