{"id":227,"date":"2008-04-25T07:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T12:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=227"},"modified":"2009-03-04T07:43:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T12:43:48","slug":"im-a-blogger-not-a-cow-trapper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a blogger, not a cow trapper!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seemed promising. I looked out the window this morning and there they were!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-984\" title=\"mmmmmm\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/mmmmmm.jpg\" alt=\"mmmmmm\" width=\"500\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/mmmmmm.jpg 500w, https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/mmmmmm-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>Looks like they aren&#8217;t finding much they like to eat out there in the wilds of my hosta bed.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-985\" title=\"hungry\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/hungry.jpg\" alt=\"hungry\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/hungry.jpg 500w, https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/hungry-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>But, then as I go out to try and speak with them, off they go. I didn&#8217;t even see which way they went!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-987\" title=\"gone\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/gone.jpg\" alt=\"gone\" width=\"500\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/gone.jpg 500w, https:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/gone-300x177.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>I guess I will have to resort to butter after all. Or as CM suggests, magnets. I am determined to make some progress today. The longer they stay out there, the less likely they are to ever agree to returning to the civilization of human company.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seemed promising. I looked out the window this morning and there they were!Looks like they aren&#8217;t finding much they like to eat out there in the wilds of my hosta bed.But, then as I go out to try and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=227\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":986,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions\/986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}