{"id":961,"date":"2009-03-04T08:00:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T13:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=961"},"modified":"2009-03-04T07:27:04","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T12:27:04","slug":"if-this-keeps-up-rileys-gonna-need-weight-watchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=961","title":{"rendered":"If this keeps up, Riley’s gonna need Weight Watchers!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Riley: Hey – I like this new place! It’s nice. And that is a mighty handsome dog that pops up on that picture bar thingie sometimes. Have you thought about just putting pictures of me in all the spots?\"says\"<\/span>Me: No, I hadn’t thought of that. I’m not going<\/em> to think of it either. But I’m glad you like the new site. Was there anything else I can do for you?
\n<\/span>\u00a0Riley: I noticed that a box came in the mail. It smells pretty interesting…
\n<\/span>Me: Yes – it came from Shirley. You know, Jason’s Mom. She sends some really awesome stuff sometimes – like coffee from Door County Coffee Company, or jams or something. I was just getting ready to open it actually.
\nRiley: Well I kind of\u00a0took a peek in there already and I don’t think it’s coffee.<\/span>
\n\"box\"Me:\u00a0 How can you tell that?
\nRiley:\u00a0 There’s a card, see?\u00a0 I think it has my picture on it.
\n<\/span>\"whatdoesitsay\"Me:\u00a0Oh\u00a0\u00a0good grief!\u00a0 Let me see that!
\nRiley: I smell peanut butter too.\u00a0 What does this say? Read it! Reeeeeead it!<\/span>\"read4me\"Me:\u00a0 Looks like you scored again dude –\u00a0this time you get homemade cookies!\"note\"Riley:\u00a0 They are REALLY good too!\"inhere\"Riley:\u00a0 Thanks Grandma Shirley!\u00a0 I love you!<\/span>
\nMe:\u00a0 She’s Mark and Anna’s Grandma – not yours, really
\nRiley:\u00a0 She won’t care.\u00a0 She loves me!<\/span>
\nMe:\u00a0 I am sure you are right about that.\"love\"Me:\u00a0 So what are you doing now?
\nRiley:\u00a0 Shhhhhhhh. You’ll distract everyone.<\/span>
\nMe: Distract? Distract from what?
\nRiley: I’m mesmerizing the next person into sending me cookies.
\n<\/span>Me: Well, it certainly worked before<\/a>. More than once<\/a> as I recall. Good luck with that. \"mesmerize\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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