{"id":585,"date":"2009-02-20T08:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T13:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=585"},"modified":"2009-04-03T10:11:09","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T14:11:09","slug":"25-things-but-not-about-me-i-guess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=585","title":{"rendered":"25 things – but not about me I guess"},"content":{"rendered":"
As I did last week, I am killing two birds with one stone. This tag, again, is actually from Facebook, but why not use it here too? I promise not to tag any of you though – unless we happen to be friends on Facebook that is. [and if we aren’t – why not? Go friend me up whydoncha?]
\n1. I am doing this while I watch Survivor.
\n2. Survivor is my guilty pleasure – I have watched every season.
\n3. I would starve to death on Survivor because I can’t stand fish and they always eat fish.
\n4. Though tonight, someone just ate a worm.
\n5. Sometimes I wonder if the people on the show have ever watched it before being on it themselves.
\n6. Who would go on Survivor without learning how to start a fire with a flint?
\n7. Evidently just about everyone.
\n8. They could Google it for Pete’s sake! See —> Fire<\/a>
\n9. If you are famous, don’t tell anyone. Don’t tell them about your husband either. They get all “Well I need the money more than they do!”
\n10. Though Survivor isn’t a government entitlement program – you should win cause your Survived, not cause you need it the most. Buncha whiners.
\n11. Honestly – give these people wetsuits instead of bikinis. Save on the the blurring technology.
\n12. See – stuff for fishing. They never give them a gun so they can go shoot a steer and have steak.
\n13. I have a nasty head cold.
\n14. and a fever.
\n15. My head feels like a big ‘ole spongy watermelon.
\n16. I blame this rambling, incoherent post on the fever.
\n17. And it has turned into 25 things about Survivor, not 25 things about me.\"surv\"
\n18. So I probably can’t use it on Facebook after all.
\n19. Back to the show
\n20. Uh-oh, honey.
\n21. If you are on Survivor, never never<\/em> never<\/em><\/strong> let the camera guy catch you saying “I know I’m not going tonight!”
\n22. Like, never<\/strong><\/em>.
\n23. Is Jeff Probst still with that woman from the season in Vanuatu?
\n24. Turns out, you can Google that too – no, he is not.
\n25. The tribe has spoken – this is my post for Friday. \u263a<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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