{"id":577,"date":"2009-02-12T08:23:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T13:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=577"},"modified":"2009-02-28T11:39:36","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T16:39:36","slug":"why-i-love-my-squirrel-proof-bird-feeder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=577","title":{"rendered":"Why I Love My Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The evil squirrel descends the tree, humming tunelessly under his breath<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-640\" title=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/1.jpg\" alt=\"1\" width=\"500\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/1.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/1-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Hmmmm &#8211; look at all that yummy seed down there.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-641\" title=\"2\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/2.jpg\" alt=\"2\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/2.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/2-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8221; There must be a way to get to it.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-642\" title=\"3\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/3.jpg\" alt=\"3\" width=\"500\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/3.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/3-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;I hope no one notices me out here.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-643\" title=\"4\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/4.jpg\" alt=\"4\" width=\"500\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/4.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/4-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;It&#8217;s kind of tricky.&#8221;\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-645\" title=\"6\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/6.jpg\" alt=\"6\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/6.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/6-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;If I could just get down there on that bar.&#8221;\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-647\" title=\"7\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/7.jpg\" alt=\"7\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/7.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/7-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;Maybe over on this side.&#8221; <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-648\" title=\"8\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/8.jpg\" alt=\"8\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/8.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/8-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Whoa! Kinda slippery.&#8221;\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-649\" title=\"9\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/9.jpg\" alt=\"9\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/9.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/9-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Oh yeah &#8211; that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talkin&#8217; about!&#8221;\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-650\" title=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/10.jpg\" alt=\"10\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/10.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/10-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Yum. Yum yummy yum yum.&#8221; <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-651\" title=\"11\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/11.jpg\" alt=\"11\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/11.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/11-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;What the &#8230;?&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-652\" title=\"12\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/12.jpg\" alt=\"12\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/12.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/12-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;The darned thing nearly took my nose off!&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-653\" title=\"13\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/13.jpg\" alt=\"13\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/13.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/13-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;Rats. What happened?&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-654\" title=\"14\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/14.jpg\" alt=\"14\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/14.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/14-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;Must be broken or something.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-655\" title=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/15.jpg\" alt=\"15\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/15.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/15-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Bah! How does this thing work?&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-656\" title=\"16\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/16.jpg\" alt=\"16\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/16.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/16-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;Oooooof!&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-658\" title=\"17\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/17.jpg\" alt=\"17\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/17.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/17-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;I give up. This is way too much trouble for me.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-659\" title=\"181\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/181.jpg\" alt=\"181\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/181.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/181-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;ll just go back down here.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-660\" title=\"19\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/19.jpg\" alt=\"19\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/19.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/19-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u00a0&#8220;I can always count on the chickadees to leave me a little something.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-661\" title=\"20\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/20.jpg\" alt=\"20\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/20.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/20-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The evil squirrel descends the tree, humming tunelessly under his breath&#8220;Hmmmm &#8211; look at all that yummy seed down there.&#8221;&#8221; There must be a way to get to it.&#8221;\u00a0&#8220;I hope no one notices me out here.&#8221;\u00a0&#8220;It&#8217;s kind of tricky.&#8221;\u00a0&#8220;If I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=577\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":646,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions\/646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}