{"id":538,"date":"2009-01-07T08:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=538"},"modified":"2009-02-28T18:00:45","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T23:00:45","slug":"riley-gets-a-package","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=538","title":{"rendered":"Riley Gets a Package!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, the other morning, I am having my coffee and I realize that once again, someone is staring <\/a>at me.<\/p>\n

Me: Can I help you with something? Hey – nice bandana!\"nice_scarf\"Riley: Thanks, I got it on eBay.<\/span>
\nMe: You got it on eBay? It looks like the one Dad put in the rag bin the other day because it ‘s too small.
\nRiley: Whatever. Did you see this box? It has my name on it!\"labels\"<\/span>Me: Does it? That is rather unusual – lets take a look. Hey – here’s a card in it.
\nRiley: It says it’s from Gus and Rosie.
\n<\/span>Me: Gus and Rosie?
\nRiley: Yes – they live with Daryl<\/a> down in New York City. We met from her blog.<\/span> \"read_card\"Me: You met from her bl….never mind. What’s in there?
\nRiley: It smells really good in here.\"head_in_box\"<\/span>Riley: Mmmmm. Cookies! I love cookies!\"bag_o_chips2\"<\/span>Riley: Wow – cookies all the way from NYC<\/a> – just for me! Is that cool or what?
\n<\/span>Me: It is pretty darned cool.\"saw_online\"Riley: Can you help me out here? I don’t have thumbs you know.
\n<\/span>Me: Sure – let me get you one.\"bag_o_chips\"\u00a0Riley: One???<\/span>
\nMe: Yes, one for starters. We have to make sure they agree with you. They might give you gas.
\nRiley: I don’t mind if I get gas.<\/span>
\nMe: I<\/strong><\/em> mind though – a lot! So we will stick to just one for now.\"for_me\"Riley: These are so good. Hey! The bag is empty! Why is the bag empty?\"empty_bag\"<\/span>Me: I put them in the cookie jar. You can have more in a little while.
\nRiley: Are you sure they are in the cookie jar?<\/span>
\nMe: Of course – where else would they be?
\nRiley: Well….maybe you ate them?<\/span>
\nMe: No, I didn’t eat them. I have like 600 pounds of Christmas cookies around here still, so I don’t need to eat your cookies.
\nRiley: Yeah – about those Christmas cookies…
\n<\/span>Me: Never mind about them them, bud – people cookies aren’t good for dogs. Not good for me either, because people cookies definitely give you gas!
\nRiley: I was only trying to help. You just can’t be nice to some people.\"you_ate\"<\/span>
\nRiley: Whoa! Did you hear<\/a> that?
\n<\/span>Me; Now lets not start that again!\"hear_that\"Riley: Well I thought I heard something. Anyway – thanks Daryl and Rosie and Gus – you guys are the best!\"what\"<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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