{"id":241,"date":"2008-05-08T08:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=241"},"modified":"2009-05-13T08:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T12:40:00","slug":"i-get-no-respect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=241","title":{"rendered":"I get no respect!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I take a lot of photos &#8211; you know that. And you know that I take a lot of photos of birds. What you don&#8217;t know is how uncooperative those little buggers are. I can&#8217;t begin to tell you how much I spend on birdseed every year &#8211; you would think they would be more grateful and strike some nice poses for me. But no. Instead I get a whole lotta bird butt.<\/p>\n<p>I get Junco butt and Goldfinch butt<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2004\" title=\"junco_goldf\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/junco_goldf.jpg\" alt=\"junco_goldf\" width=\"500\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/junco_goldf.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/junco_goldf-300x90.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>I get Dove butt and Cowbird butt<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2005\" title=\"dove-cowbird\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/dove-cowbird.jpg\" alt=\"dove-cowbird\" width=\"500\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/dove-cowbird.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/dove-cowbird-300x90.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>All the different Sparrows give me butt<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2006\" title=\"2-sparrows\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2-sparrows.jpg\" alt=\"2-sparrows\" width=\"500\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2-sparrows.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2-sparrows-300x90.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>I get downy Woodpecker butt and Chickadee butt<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2007\" title=\"woodpecker-chikadee\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/woodpecker-chikadee.jpg\" alt=\"woodpecker-chikadee\" width=\"500\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/woodpecker-chikadee.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/woodpecker-chikadee-300x90.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>Tufted Titmouse butt and Grosbeak butt <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2008\" title=\"titmouse_grosbeak\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/titmouse_grosbeak.jpg\" alt=\"titmouse_grosbeak\" width=\"500\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/titmouse_grosbeak.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/titmouse_grosbeak-300x90.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>I get Cardinal butt and even butt from two different kinds of birds in one shot!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2009\" title=\"cardinal_redbellt-jay\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cardinal_redbellt-jay.jpg\" alt=\"cardinal_redbellt-jay\" width=\"500\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cardinal_redbellt-jay.jpg 500w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cardinal_redbellt-jay-300x90.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><br \/>\nLook at this &#8211; I even get butt from mammals like this woodchuck<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2010\" title=\"woodchuck_butt\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/woodchuck_butt.jpg\" alt=\"woodchuck_butt\" width=\"250\" height=\"148\" \/><br \/>\nAnd this has got to be the ultimate insult &#8211; grandson butt<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2011\" title=\"mark_butt\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/mark_butt.jpg\" alt=\"mark_butt\" width=\"250\" height=\"184\" \/><br \/>\nI tell ya &#8211; I get no respect!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I take a lot of photos &#8211; you know that. And you know that I take a lot of photos of birds. What you don&#8217;t know is how uncooperative those little buggers are. 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