{"id":220,"date":"2008-04-19T08:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T13:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=220"},"modified":"2008-04-19T08:11:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-19T13:11:00","slug":"snnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=220","title":{"rendered":"Snnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In order to satisfy the ever increasing demand of you, my blog readers, with more exciting and cutting edge content, I have risked life and limb to bring you these photos.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SAnq0Vb6URI\/AAAAAAAABN8\/dDkc6JyIlBo\/s1600-h\/snake1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SAnq0Vb6URI\/AAAAAAAABN8\/dDkc6JyIlBo\/snake1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190938230349517074\" \/><\/a>Fierce snakes like these aren&#8217;t found just anywhere.  One must tramp through jungles filled with rapacious and aggressive wildlife to track them down.  I believe my willingness to risk my very life demonstrates my dedication to the world of blogging.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SAnq0lb6UUI\/AAAAAAAABOQ\/H6ZAWvAEu_U\/s1600-h\/snake3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SAnq0lb6UUI\/AAAAAAAABOQ\/H6ZAWvAEu_U\/snake3.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190938234644484418\" \/><\/a>Okay.  So they are garter snakes and they are in the creek that runs right next to my house.  And their main goal in life was to get as far away from me as snakily possible.  However, there <strong>were<\/strong> 3 of them, leaving me greatly outnumbered and I did break a nail climbing down in there, so I think the self-sacrificing thing still applies.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SAnq01b6UWI\/AAAAAAAABOc\/PdOlDwVloms\/s1600-h\/snake4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SAnq01b6UWI\/AAAAAAAABOc\/PdOlDwVloms\/snake4.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190938238939451746\" \/><\/a>And this was just rude.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SAnq0Vb6USI\/AAAAAAAABOE\/mPIBYE64T4U\/s1600-h\/snake2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/SAnq0Vb6USI\/AAAAAAAABOE\/mPIBYE64T4U\/snake2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190938230349517090\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In order to satisfy the ever increasing demand of you, my blog readers, with more exciting and cutting edge content, I have risked life and limb to bring you these photos.Fierce snakes like these aren&#8217;t found just anywhere. One must &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=220\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}