{"id":219,"date":"2008-04-18T08:50:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T13:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2008-04-18T08:50:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T13:50:00","slug":"another-lego-drama-fear-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"Another Lego Drama: Fear This!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am sure that you remember Molly from our previous Lego Drama<\/a>.
\"\"<\/a>The other day, Molly was just hanging out with some of her homies, enjoying the view from the heights of their Lego towers.\"\"<\/a>Then out of nowhere, their day was changed by the arrival of GODZILLA BABY<\/strong>!\"\"<\/a>Godzilla Baby does not care about the careful construction of Lego edifices or the lives of those who live there. She is interested only in satisfying her insatiable appetite for destruction. Poor Joe is the first to fall.
\"\"<\/a>Godzilla Baby always goes for her victims head first. Molly can only look on in terror as her friend is savaged by the huge beast. Her feet, like those of Lego people everywhere, are stuck, so there is no escape.\"\"<\/a>Sure enough, Godzilla Baby turns her attention to Molly next.\"\"<\/a>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!\"\"<\/a>Poor Molly.\"\"<\/a>Next to fall is Joe. It should be noted that all the male Lego people are named Joe. Mark named them and he is not willing to offer an explanation as to why they all share the same name. It does make it easy to remember their name[s] though not in differentiating between them. Not that it mattered on this horrific day, as they will all share the same fate. Godzilla Baby doesn’t know from names.\"\"<\/a>Sure enough, down the hatch he goes.\"\"<\/a>All this time JoeIII has been waiting his turn. Imagine how he feels as he hears the call that strikes fear in the hearts of Lego people everywhere, “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”\"\"<\/a>Then he fears no more.\"\"<\/a>Once Godzilla Baby had cleared the scene, emergency personnel were allowed to offer assistance, but there was not much they could do. Bobby was understandably heartbroken, though he kept a stiff upper lip and held onto the kitty.\"\"<\/a>The carnage is nearly too much to bear.\"\"<\/a>When is was all over, GB resumed her every day persona of a mild mannered and innocent baby. Only the lone remaining Lego gives her away.\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am sure that you remember Molly from our previous Lego Drama.The other day, Molly was just hanging out with some of her homies, enjoying the view from the heights of their Lego towers.Then out of nowhere, their day was … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,23],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}