{"id":156,"date":"2008-02-15T07:55:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T12:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=156"},"modified":"2008-02-15T07:55:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-15T12:55:00","slug":"you-heard-it-here-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"You heard it here first"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is our intention to help you, our devoted readers, save time by including updates on recent events, so that you don&#8217;t have to search all over the internet for essential tidbits of news.<\/p>\n<p>During an unscheduled campaign stop over the weekend, Hillary Clinton auctioned off her husband, former President Bill Clinton.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7T5XVvvmWI\/AAAAAAAAAz0\/KX_wku7QEr0\/s1600-h\/hillary+auctions+bill.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167028851870505314\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7T5XVvvmWI\/AAAAAAAAAz0\/KX_wku7QEr0\/hillary+auctions+bill.jpg\" width=\"285\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> It was unclear whether the action was an effort to raise additional campaign funds, or simply to shut him up. And despite the former President&#8217;s protests, she insisted that he must indeed go with the winner. <a href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7T5XlvvmXI\/AAAAAAAAAz8\/qME57eKzBw0\/s1600-h\/mccain+grits.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167028856165472626\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7T5XlvvmXI\/AAAAAAAAAz8\/qME57eKzBw0\/mccain+grits.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> In all fairness, the winner, who claimed he thought he was bidding on Clinton&#8217;s Oval Office chair, did not seem all that thrilled with his victory.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7UBx1vvmYI\/AAAAAAAAA0E\/7KJoJyDmp68\/s1600-h\/dolly.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167038103230060930\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7UBx1vvmYI\/AAAAAAAAA0E\/7KJoJyDmp68\/dolly.jpg\" width=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>In possibly the strangest public announcement ever made, Dolly Parton canceled her upcoming tour due to back pain brought on by her large breasts. &#8220;<em>I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn&#8217;t mean to hurt myself doing it! But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don&#8217;t have back problems. Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can&#8217;t wait to get back out there. See you soon, Dolly.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7UDHFvvmZI\/AAAAAAAAA0M\/Omh09YN7zm4\/s1600-h\/hearst_sla.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167039567813908882\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7UDHFvvmZI\/AAAAAAAAA0M\/Omh09YN7zm4\/s200\/hearst_sla.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> One time kidnap victim, Patty Hearst, who later did time in prison for joining her captors, the Symbionese Liberation Army, in a bank robbery has apparently traded in her automatic weapon for a French Bulldog. Seen here at this week&#8217;s Westminster Dog Show, she demonstrates that it is much more difficult to aim a French Bulldog. <a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7UDJlvvmaI\/AAAAAAAAA0U\/7AStyCSpEBc\/s1600-h\/art_patty_hearst_ap.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167039610763581858\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R7UDJlvvmaI\/AAAAAAAAA0U\/7AStyCSpEBc\/s200\/art_patty_hearst_ap.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is our intention to help you, our devoted readers, save time by including updates on recent events, so that you don&#8217;t have to search all over the internet for essential tidbits of news. 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