{"id":148,"date":"2008-02-11T08:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=148"},"modified":"2008-02-11T08:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T13:29:00","slug":"can-ya-give-a-guy-a-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"Can ya give a guy a hand?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R6_K51vvmKI\/AAAAAAAAAyU\/pKdA_EdxbG8\/s1600-h\/turtle_cactus.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_8YuevXJXjqg\/R6_K51vvmKI\/AAAAAAAAAyU\/pKdA_EdxbG8\/turtle_cactus.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165570392645933218\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I mean, I&#8217;ve been hanging here for something like 5 years now.  My arms are getting tired.  All I need is a little nudge.  Is that so much to ask?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, I&#8217;ve been hanging here for something like 5 years now. My arms are getting tired. All I need is a little nudge. Is that so much to ask?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}