{"id":143,"date":"2008-02-08T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2008-02-08T07:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T12:37:00","slug":"an-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"An Interview"},"content":{"rendered":"
From time to time, we may feature an interview for your entertainment and edification. This week, we bring you that famous picker-upper of rats<\/a>:
Riley Q. Dog:
\"\"<\/a> Intrepid Interviewer: Hello – may I just call you Riley?
Riley: Yes, of course and I am real pleased to be here. You don’t have any cookies do you?<\/font>
II: Maybe later. How did you end up being interviewed here today?
Riley: Well actually, Mom got a 50mm lens for her camera this week, so she has a boatload of indoor pictures of me and nothing else to write about this morning. How much later on those cookies?<\/font>
II: Pretty soon. So, how do you feel about having your picture taken all the time?
Riley: Whoa! Did you hear that?<\/font>
\"\"<\/a> II: No, I didn’t hear anything.
Riley: I thought I heard something. <\/font>
II: Nothing. Now where were we?
Riley: You were about to give me a cookie I think.<\/font>
II: Maybe later.
Riley: Whoa! You heard that, right?<\/font>
\"\"<\/a> II: There is nothing.
Riley: I thought for sure I heard something. How are we coming with the cookies?<\/font>
\"\"<\/a> II: Pretty soon. Do you have any hobbies?
Riley: I like to take these string thingies off all my toys. The string thingies must die. Usually I get cookies for doing this.<\/font> \"\"<\/a>II: I don’t think so.
Riley: I am getting tired of this interview.<\/font>
\"\"<\/a> II: It has only been going on for a few minutes.
Riley: It seems like a lot longer. <\/font>
II: I do have<\/em><\/strong> some cookies.
Riley: I like cookies!<\/font> \"\"<\/a>II: Just a few more questions first?
Riley: And then there will be cookies?<\/font>
II: Yes – then there will be cookies.
Riley: Wait – did you hear that?<\/font> \"\"<\/a>II: No, I didn’t hear anything. Nothing. There IS nothing.
Riley: It sounded like one of satan’s chief minions to me.<\/font>
II: You hear one of satan’s chief minions right now?
Riley: Yes, it’s the one who drives that big brown truck.<\/font>
II: That is not one of satan’s chief minions! It’s the UPS man! And he won’t be by for hours!
Riley: I thought I heard him.<\/font>
II: No, you didn’t. Time for another question – how does it feel to live with a world famous blogger? \"\"<\/a>Riley: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh that was a good one! World famous —– Hahahahahahahahahahahahah! I am sure this interview will help though. Still waiting on those cookies you know!<\/font>
II: Okay – you have earned cookies. Just one last question – how do you explain your great popularity? \"\"<\/a>Riley: Look at this face – what do you think?<\/font>
II: Point taken. Thanks for your time and enjoy your cookies.
Riley: Whoa! Did you hear that?<\/font>
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From time to time, we may feature an interview for your entertainment and edification. This week, we bring you that famous picker-upper of rats:Riley Q. Dog: Intrepid Interviewer: Hello – may I just call you Riley?Riley: Yes, of course and … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,6],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}