{"id":1080,"date":"2009-03-13T06:00:11","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T11:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=1080"},"modified":"2012-05-24T15:29:54","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T19:29:54","slug":"riley-and-his-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=1080","title":{"rendered":"Riley and his friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Dude &#8211; who&#8217;s your friend?<br \/>\nRiley: <span style=\"color: #993300;\">I like to call her Miss Anna Banana.<\/span><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1081\" title=\"ri\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/ri.jpg\" alt=\"ri\" width=\"600\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/ri.jpg 600w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/ri-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Me: She&#8217;s really cute.<br \/>\nRiley: <span style=\"color: #993300;\">Yep. Tastes good too.<\/span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1082\" title=\"ri2\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/ri2.jpg\" alt=\"ri2\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/ri2.jpg 600w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/ri2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Dude &#8211; who&#8217;s your friend? Riley: I like to call her Miss Anna Banana. Me: She&#8217;s really cute. Riley: Yep. Tastes good too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6288,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions\/6288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}