{"id":1016,"date":"2009-03-09T09:09:34","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T14:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=1016"},"modified":"2009-03-09T09:09:34","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T14:09:34","slug":"monday-songs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=1016","title":{"rendered":"Monday Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of songs about Mondays actually.<br \/>\n&#8220;Rainy Day and Mondays&#8221; &#8211; appropriate for today actually since it is raining buckets which is mingling with the last of the melting snow to turn all the little creeks around here into torrential rivers of churning mud. [don&#8217;t tell the internets, but &#8220;The Carpenters&#8221; make me want to hurl]<\/p>\n<p>Then you have &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Like Mondays&#8221;. It&#8217;s a little extreme however, what with the shooting people and stuff.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Blue Monday&#8221; Can&#8217;t beat Fats Domino, can you? He doesn&#8217;t like Monday either though.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Monday Monday&#8221; The Mamas and The Papas &#8211; someone left them or broke up with them or something. Not a good day for them anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Are there any songs that <em>like<\/em> Monday?<\/p>\n<p>You need something to brighten up your day don&#8217;t you? I have just the thing. I am not a besotted granny, showing off photos of The World&#8217;s Most Fabulous Grandchildren! I am performing a needed and necessary public service, turning an otherwise nasty, rainy Monday into a day when you feel uplifted and cheerful.<\/p>\n<p>Can you look at this face and be sad? I don&#8217;t think so.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1014\" title=\"anna1\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anna1.jpg\" alt=\"anna1\" width=\"575\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anna1.jpg 575w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anna1-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/>Don&#8217;t do this though. Your face could freeze like that and then it would be hard to find a job.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1015\" title=\"mark_face\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mark_face.jpg\" alt=\"mark_face\" width=\"575\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mark_face.jpg 575w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mark_face-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/>Grandpa&#8217;s safety glasses are also a lovely fashion accessory.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1019\" title=\"anna_glasses\" src=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anna_glasses.jpg\" alt=\"anna_glasses\" width=\"575\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anna_glasses.jpg 575w, http:\/\/dlynz.com\/public_html\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anna_glasses-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And if you know any happy songs about Monday &#8211; tell us in the comments, ok?  We could use one this morning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of songs about Mondays actually. &#8220;Rainy Day and Mondays&#8221; &#8211; appropriate for today actually since it is raining buckets which is mingling with the last of the melting snow to turn all the little creeks around &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/?p=1016\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,7,5],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1016"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1021,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions\/1021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlynz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}